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[chrisp]

There was a mum and her daughter in the zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex and she goes:
'mummy what are they doing?'
'they're making cake' said her mum

then they went to the park and saw two teenagers having sex and she asks:
'what are they doing?'
'they're making cake' her mum said.

the next day the girl goes up to the mum and says 'you and daddy were making cake last night weren't you'
'how did you kow?' asks mum

'because i licked the icing off the sofa' she says.

[tessintrnc]

yuk..........

[raymanuva]

nasty

[chrisp]

I am really sorry but this was posted by a friend of my children while they were using the computer.
They have now had all their computer privilages taken away for a week and they have been severely reprimanded, unfortunately i saw it too late too remove it.

[MR-from-NG]

I am really sorry but this was posted by a friend of my children while they were using the computer.
They have now had all their computer privilages taken away for a week and they have been severely reprimanded, unfortunately i saw it too late too remove it.

Chris Tarrant would say "you little liar"

[karma]

Each time I make a cake , people suggest me to work for The Michelin Group.

[MR-from-NG]

Each time I make a cake , people suggest me to work for The Michelin Group.

Sorry Karma but I don't get it, please explain

[MR-from-NG]

are you referring to Michelin stars? In other words you are a brilliant f*.. cake maker?

[karma]

are you referring to Michelin stars? In other words you are a brilliant f*.. cake maker?

I wish I was

my cakes are as tasty as a tire So, I quitted long back

[webbo]

There was a mum and her daughter in the zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex and she goes:
'mummy what are they doing?'
'they're making cake' said her mum

then they went to the park and saw two teenagers having sex and she asks:
'what are they doing?'
'they're making cake' her mum said.

the next day the girl goes up to the mum and says 'you and daddy were making cake last night weren't you'
'how did you kow?' asks mum

'because i licked the icing off the sofa' she says.

Absolutely terrible!!

Bubbles x