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Re: Noisy Neighbours

Postby dinos » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:18 pm

Jagsman wrote:Any ideas on how best to deal with noisy neighbours?


Spread a thick layer (8-10 cm) of dog crap in front of their door such that they can't get around it without stepping in it or cleaning it up. Do this every time they disturb your peace. :lol: :lol: :lol:

If the noise continues, there are steps you can take to make your point more emphatically. But see how this works first.
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Re: Noisy Neighbours

Postby Hazza » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:47 pm

dinos wrote:
Jagsman wrote:Any ideas on how best to deal with noisy neighbours?


Spread a thick layer (8-10 cm) of dog crap in front of their door such that they can't get around it without stepping in it or cleaning it up. Do this every time they disturb your peace. :lol: :lol: :lol:

If the noise continues, there are steps you can take to make your point more emphatically. But see how this works first.


Put a newspaper over it, set the newspaper alight then knock on the door and watch them stamp the fire out :lol:
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Re: Noisy Neighbours

Postby dinos » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:55 pm

Hazza wrote:
dinos wrote:
Jagsman wrote:Any ideas on how best to deal with noisy neighbours?


Spread a thick layer (8-10 cm) of dog crap in front of their door such that they can't get around it without stepping in it or cleaning it up. Do this every time they disturb your peace. :lol: :lol: :lol:

If the noise continues, there are steps you can take to make your point more emphatically. But see how this works first.


Put a newspaper over it, set the newspaper alight then knock on the door and watch them stamp the fire out :lol:


:lol: I figured we were talking about an apartment building, so I didn't want to advise anyone to set dog crap on fire just in case they took it seriously, set the place ablaze and then came back to blame some guy with a caveman avatar on the Cyprus Forum. :lol:

But what the hell - if you try Hazza's suggestion, Jagsman, please post video on youtube. BTW, Hazza and I deny any and all liability involved. :lol:
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