Hazza wrote:dinos wrote:Jagsman wrote:Any ideas on how best to deal with noisy neighbours?
Spread a thick layer (8-10 cm) of dog crap in front of their door such that they can't get around it without stepping in it or cleaning it up. Do this every time they disturb your peace.
If the noise continues, there are steps you can take to make your point more emphatically. But see how this works first.
Put a newspaper over it, set the newspaper alight then knock on the door and watch them stamp the fire out
I figured we were talking about an apartment building, so I didn't want to advise anyone to set dog crap on fire just in case they took it seriously, set the place ablaze and then came back to blame some guy with a caveman avatar on the Cyprus Forum.
But what the hell - if you try Hazza's suggestion, Jagsman, please post video on youtube. BTW, Hazza and I deny any and all liability involved.