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After the fire on the building site a body was found.No one knows for sure but it is believed to be Paddy.The courpse is so badly burnt that they call Murphy and O'Reily to identify him.

''Oh Jesus.''they say when they see the body.''Oh my God,poor fella,he must of suferred.Oh dear.''

''Is that Paddy gentlemen,can you recognise him?'
''Cant say for sure,turn him over''says O'Reily
They turn him over and Paddy grabs the bum cheeks,opens them up and has a closer look.
''Nah,thats not him''
''What?How can you tell?''
''Because everytime we go to the pub,the barman says'Oh Lord,here comes Paddy with those two arseholes' ''.