1. Never open a history book as remaining in the dark saves time and energy!
2. Use your resources… a peasant story a day keeps the book away!
3. Do not trust what international organizations have to say because they’ve all conspired against us anyway.
4. Always accuse others of what you do yourself that way you confuse the enemy.
5. Read and believe the Turkish Cypriot press… it’s the only way to achieve the unachievable!
6. Turkey is the way of the future, just have a look at how they’ve been using toilets way before others were even sending men to the moon!
7. Always follow democracy which works something like this: the more the guns the more the blackmailed votes!
8. Master a language today it’s easy! There are three words: Genocide, Recognition, and Embargo…
9. Get smart! One hundred liras in the hand are worth a CY pound in the bush!
10. Relax! Eat, drink, sell GC property, and be merry today because tomorrow you may not be around!
Have a happy Turkey!
