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[T_C]

Someone told me this great joke in Cyprus. I can't remember it word for word but I've tried to make my own, although reading it back it doesn't sound as great as the original one....I hope you get the punch line though!

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Bir gun Mehmetnan Osman, Magusadaki Glapsides plajina giderler...

Osman denize girip yuzmeye baslar. Ansizin bullugunden zehirli bir kalamar sokar genni.

Denizden cikip arkadasinin yanina kosar ve Mehmetin doktoru aramasini rica eder.

Mehment doktoru arayip Osmanin basina gelenleri anlatmaya baslar...

Doktorda tavsiyesini verir ...."Bunun sadece bir cozumu var.....soktugu yerden zehiri EMECEN" der.

Bu arada aci icinde olan Osman "ne dir be ama bu doktorun soyledikleri" diye sorar arkadasina....

Mehmetda "öLEENG BE öLEENG!" diye cevap verir.

[Get Real!]

Mehmetda "öLEENG BE öLEENG!" diye cevap verir.

I'm laughing at missing out on being able to laugh at what is probably a damn good joke!

[T_C]

Basically 2 TCs go swimming in Famagusta...

Osman gets his penis stung by a poisonous squid...

He comes running out and asks his friend Mehmet to call the doctor....

Mehmet calls the doctor and explains the situation...

The doctor says that there is only one solution...."you have to suck the poison out of the wound (EMECEN)"

(before I continue, this is where the joke gets lost in translation.... EMECEN = "You have to suck", OLEENG = "You're going to die"...these two words rhyme which is what makes the joke)

In agony Osman asks "whats the doctor saying"

Mehmet : OLEENG BE OLEENG = You're gonna die re, you're gonna die!

[Get Real!]

Basically 2 TCs go swimming in Famagusta...

Osman gets his penis stung by a poisonous squid...

He comes running out and asks his friend Mehmet to call the doctor....

Mehmet calls the doctor and explains the situation...

The doctor says that there is only one solution...."you have to suck the poison out of the wound (EMECEN)"

(before I continue, this is where the joke gets lost in translation.... EMECEN = "You have to suck", OLEENG = "You're going to die"...these two words rhyme which is what makes the joke)

In agony Osman asks "whats the doctor saying"

Mehmet : OLEENG BE OLEENG = You're gonna die re, you're gonna die!

And the moral of this joke is avoid gay friends at your peril!

[T_C]

Something like that yes!

[zan]

Sounds better in Turkish Cypriiot T_C

OR:

Aussi...."The doc sez yor gonna die mate"

[webbo]

Basically 2 TCs go swimming in Famagusta...

Osman gets his penis stung by a poisonous squid...

He comes running out and asks his friend Mehmet to call the doctor....

Mehmet calls the doctor and explains the situation...

The doctor says that there is only one solution...."you have to suck the poison out of the wound (EMECEN)"

(before I continue, this is where the joke gets lost in translation.... EMECEN = "You have to suck", OLEENG = "You're going to die"...these two words rhyme which is what makes the joke)

In agony Osman asks "whats the doctor saying"

Mehmet : OLEENG BE OLEENG = You're gonna die re, you're gonna die!

Think I preferred the Turkish version!
Teshakur edarim, or something like that!!
Bubbles x

[denizaksulu]

Basically 2 TCs go swimming in Famagusta...

Osman gets his penis stung by a poisonous squid...

He comes running out and asks his friend Mehmet to call the doctor....

Mehmet calls the doctor and explains the situation...

The doctor says that there is only one solution...."you have to suck the poison out of the wound (EMECEN)"

(before I continue, this is where the joke gets lost in translation.... EMECEN = "You have to suck", OLEENG = "You're going to die"...these two words rhyme which is what makes the joke)

In agony Osman asks "whats the doctor saying"

Mehmet : OLEENG BE OLEENG = You're gonna die re, you're gonna die!

And the moral of this joke is avoid gay friends at your peril!

The morale of the story is more likely to be, if you have a GAY friend he just might save your life.

[Get Real!]

Basically 2 TCs go swimming in Famagusta...

Osman gets his penis stung by a poisonous squid...

He comes running out and asks his friend Mehmet to call the doctor....

Mehmet calls the doctor and explains the situation...

The doctor says that there is only one solution...."you have to suck the poison out of the wound (EMECEN)"

(before I continue, this is where the joke gets lost in translation.... EMECEN = "You have to suck", OLEENG = "You're going to die"...these two words rhyme which is what makes the joke)

In agony Osman asks "whats the doctor saying"

Mehmet : OLEENG BE OLEENG = You're gonna die re, you're gonna die!

And the moral of this joke is avoid gay friends at your peril!

The morale of the story is more likely to be, if you have a GAY friend he just might save your life.

Well DUH! That's not much different to what I said!

[denizaksulu]

Basically 2 TCs go swimming in Famagusta...

Osman gets his penis stung by a poisonous squid...

He comes running out and asks his friend Mehmet to call the doctor....

Mehmet calls the doctor and explains the situation...

The doctor says that there is only one solution...."you have to suck the poison out of the wound (EMECEN)"

(before I continue, this is where the joke gets lost in translation.... EMECEN = "You have to suck", OLEENG = "You're going to die"...these two words rhyme which is what makes the joke)

In agony Osman asks "whats the doctor saying"

Mehmet : OLEENG BE OLEENG = You're gonna die re, you're gonna die!

And the moral of this joke is avoid gay friends at your peril!

The morale of the story is more likely to be, if you have a GAY friend he just might save your life.

Well DUH! That's not much different to what I said!

OK GR I will let you have the last word, lest you start having a tantrum