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Greek,turk,blonde and the fat lady.

Postby Christoforo » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:22 pm

Sorry if you have heard this 1 before.

In a train carriage there were a greek man, a turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. when they leave the tunnel the turkish man had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought "that turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hands on the fat lady who slapped him". the fat lady thought
" this dirty old turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". The turkish man thought " that stupid greek man put his hands of the blonde and by mistake she slapped me. The greek man thought " i hope there's another tunnel soon so i can smack that turko again".
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Re: Greek,turk,blonde and the fat lady.

Postby halil » Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:36 pm

Christoforo wrote:Sorry if you have heard this 1 before.

In a train carriage there were a greek man, a turkish man, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. when they leave the tunnel the turkish man had a big red slap mark on his cheek. The blonde thought "that turkish idiot wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hands on the fat lady who slapped him". the fat lady thought
" this dirty old turkish man laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him". The turkish man thought " that stupid greek man put his hands of the blonde and by mistake she slapped me. The greek man thought " i hope there's another tunnel soon so i can smack that turko again".

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Postby phoenix » Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:34 pm

Spot on for stereotypes. :lol:
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