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Monday giggle-Irish Medical Dictionary

Postby Shipwreck » Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:41 am

Artery The study of paintings
Bacteria Backdoor to the cafeteria
Barium What Doctors do
Caesareari Section A neighbourhood in Room
Cat scan Searching for a cat
Cauterise Made eye contact with a lady
Coma A punctuation mark
Dilate To live longer
Enema Not a friend
Feater Quicker
Fibula A small lie
Hangnail A coathook
Impotent Distinguished, Well known
Labour pain Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff Doctors cane
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Higher than day rates
Outpatient A person who has fainted
Pelvis Elvis's cousin
Recovery room A place to repair things
Rectum Damn near killed 'em
Secretion Hiding somewhere
Seizure Roman Emperor
Tablet A small table
Terminal illness Being sick at the airport
Tumour More than one
Urine Opposite to you're out
Varicose Nearby
Vein Conceited
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Re: Monday giggle-Irish Medical Dictionary

Postby webbo » Wed Oct 24, 2007 10:40 pm

:lol: Love it! Thanks.

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