One sunday morning a man was reading his newspaper while his wife lay sleeping next to him.
His son walks in and asks his dad.''Daddy,whats the difference between a vagina and a c@nt?
''Erm..ehh...well I'll show you.''says his dad
He lifts up his sleeping wifes nighty and points to her bits.''You see that?That is a vagina.''
''Oh..wow''says the bow.''Can I touch it?''
''Most definately not''says the man''You'll wake the cunt up''