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Funny signs!!







Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."






In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."





On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels





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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."






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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."






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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."



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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."






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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."






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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."





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On an Electrician's truck: <
"Let us remove your shorts."








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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."








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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."








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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."





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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."





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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"





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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."





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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."





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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"





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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."





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In a Restaurant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."



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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."





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At a Propane Filling Station ,
"Thank heaven for little grills."





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Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."



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On the Door of a Psychiatrist and a Proctologist's shared office:
Drs. Smith and Jones
Specializing in Odds and Ends.