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Advert - single black female!!

Postby webbo » Sat Oct 20, 2007 11:35 am

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I' m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society...
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Postby Zorba » Tue Oct 23, 2007 7:15 pm

Is there meant to be a picture of a dog there?
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Postby Mills Chapman » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:26 am

Zorba wrote:Is there meant to be a picture of a dog there?


:? :? :?

Zorba, were you able to understand the joke? A picture would have ruined the idea of it being a person-to-person ad.
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Postby webbo » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:18 pm

Mills Chapman wrote:
Zorba wrote:Is there meant to be a picture of a dog there?


:? :? :?

Zorba, were you able to understand the joke? A picture would have ruined the idea of it being a person-to-person ad.[/quote


:oops: Well actually, there is supposed to be a lovely picture of a dog there, SORRY!! No idea where it went??!? :?

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)
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Postby Zorba » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:30 pm

Sorry Mills,I have seen the joke before and when you scroll down you see a dog. Its like a punchline you see. I thought that some viewers would not understand the Atlanta Humane Society bit at the end. You know Cyprus ,Humane ,nice to dogs ? Doesn't connect well. :-)
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Postby Mills Chapman » Wed Oct 24, 2007 11:06 pm

Zorba wrote:Sorry Mills,I have seen the joke before and when you scroll down you see a dog. Its like a punchline you see. I thought that some viewers would not understand the Atlanta Humane Society bit at the end. You know Cyprus ,Humane ,nice to dogs ? Doesn't connect well. :-)


Ah, you're right, Zorba. I hadn't seen the original, and the weak Cyprus-Humane connection makes sense. I was worried you were going to respond to my post with an evil emoticon. :wink: :)
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