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The Panda Bear

Postby Zorba » Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:23 pm

A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.
When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear."
It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.''
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Postby Mills Chapman » Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:31 pm

There are a couple books about punctuation that go by this name - "Eats Shoots and Leaves."
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Re: The Panda Bear

Postby webbo » Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:07 pm

:lol: DOH! :lol:
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