Paddy was shocked to learn that all the cows on his farm have 'blue tongue'
'Be Jesus', he says. 'I did not even know they had mobile phones'!!
phoenix wrote:What do you call a donkey with three legs? . . . A wonkey.
What do you call a cow with no legs? . . . Ground Beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? . . . Lean Beef.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? . . . No eye-dea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? . . . Still no eye-dea.
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