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Blue tongue!!

Postby webbo » Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:31 pm

Paddy was shocked to learn that all the cows on his farm have 'blue tongue'

'Be Jesus', he says. 'I did not even know they had mobile phones'!!

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Postby phoenix » Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:53 pm

What do you call a donkey with three legs? . . . A wonkey.

What do you call a cow with no legs? . . . Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? . . . Lean Beef.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? . . . No eye-dea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? . . . Still no eye-dea.
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Postby webbo » Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:05 pm

phoenix wrote:What do you call a donkey with three legs? . . . A wonkey.

What do you call a cow with no legs? . . . Ground Beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? . . . Lean Beef.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? . . . No eye-dea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? . . . Still no eye-dea.


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