Zan you are showing only your ignorance be equating yourself with Kifeas.
I never hesitate to declare my own ignorance, but what I have learnt from refereeing numerous Doctorates, is to distinguish between those of natural ability and those that just regurgitate information.
You overestimate the Internet's ability to turn you from an uneducated fellow into a learned person with information at your fingertips, that you were too lazy to seek before. Information has always been available for the more able.
What Kifeas possesses and you lack, is mental processing of that information . . . A dangerous disability!
In short, cognitive skills are not "downloaded" as you assume, or bought with money like your simpatico MR-from-NG foolishly crows.