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[LENA]

The schoolteacher of first grade of Public school has problem with Toto.
- What is your problem, then? she asks him.
- I am very intelligent in order to be in the first class, answers Totos.
My sister is in the third class and I am more intelligent than her.
I believe that I should go in third too.

The schoolteacher did not bear him more. It went him to the director.
The director agreed to make him a test and if he answers correctly,
to put him in the third class.
- What is the outcome of 3x3? the director asks him.
- 9, answered Totos.
- 3x13?
- 39
They followed also other questions and he answered correctly.
Afterwards schoolteachers turn came for the questions. It asks:
- What is that thing that the cow has four and I two?
- The legs.
- What you have in your trousers that I don't have in mine?
- Pockets.
- What is hairy, oval sweet and inside wet
- The coconut.
- What enters hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?
The director opens widely his eyes, but before he manages to open his mouth, Totos answered.
- The chewing gum.
- What a man does standing, the woman sited and the dog in his three legs? The eyes of director open frightened, but again Totos replies before he open his mouth.
- Handshake, says Totos.
- And now certain questions with the style of “What am I?”. I begin:
I [put my stick inside you. You press me, me you nail also and
I go up. You do not anticipate finishing, and I am wet. What am I?
- The tent.
- You put one of your fingers inside me. You play with me nervously. This is what a right man gets first. What I am?
The director looks totally lost.
- Engagement ring.
- I am in various sizes. When I am not well I am wet. When you touch me and mess inside me I am relieved. What am I?
- The nose.
- I am a hard stick with sharp end. I am nailed with force trembling. What I am?
- The arrow, answers Totos.
- I begin from P and when you try me you feel hot. What I am?
- The pepper.
The director removed a sigh of alleviation and said:
- Send him to the University. I gave the wrong answers to all of your questions inside me.

[pantheman]

The schoolteacher of first grade of Public school has problem with Toto.
- What is your problem, then? she asks him.
- I am very intelligent in order to be in the first class, answers Totos.
My sister is in the third class and I am more intelligent than her.
I believe that I should go in third too.

The schoolteacher did not bear him more. It went him to the director.
The director agreed to make him a test and if he answers correctly,
to put him in the third class.
- What is the outcome of 3x3? the director asks him.
- 9, answered Totos.
- 3x13?
- 39
They followed also other questions and he answered correctly.
Afterwards schoolteachers turn came for the questions. It asks:
- What is that thing that the cow has four and I two?
- The legs.
- What you have in your trousers that I don't have in mine?
- Pockets.
- What is hairy, oval sweet and inside wet
- The coconut.
- What enters hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?
The director opens widely his eyes, but before he manages to open his mouth, Totos answered.
- The chewing gum.
- What a man does standing, the woman sited and the dog in his three legs? The eyes of director open frightened, but again Totos replies before he open his mouth.
- Handshake, says Totos.
- And now certain questions with the style of “What am I?”. I begin:
I [put my stick inside you. You press me, me you nail also and
I go up. You do not anticipate finishing, and I am wet. What am I?
- The tent.
- You put one of your fingers inside me. You play with me nervously. This is what a right man gets first. What I am?
The director looks totally lost.
- Engagement ring.
- I am in various sizes. When I am not well I am wet. When you touch me and mess inside me I am relieved. What am I?
- The nose.
- I am a hard stick with sharp end. I am nailed with force trembling. What I am?
- The arrow, answers Totos.
- I begin from P and when you try me you feel hot. What I am?
- The pepper.
The director removed a sigh of alleviation and said:
- Send him to the University. I gave the wrong answers to all of your questions inside me.

Lena,

you naughty girl

But i like you.

[LENA]

You mean like IT...the joke not me...Right?

[halil]

Thanks Lena,
You make me laugh and my room mates started looking at me in suprise.
İ read out your article . Everybody laughing too.
in ten munites we will go home with smiling faces.
CHEERE UP EVERYBODY :lol:

[pantheman]

You mean like IT...the joke not me...Right?

Ha Ha, calm down girl.

The joke of course, i got all the answers wrong too!

Poor toto, he has a lot to learn.

[LENA]

I am glad that I made all you guys release all the tension in your body and gave you a smile at the end....you know what I mean....with the joke!