Then dont ever wash your hands in public toilets.
Think about it, you flop your old man out, do the business, put him away.
Then whats the next thing you touch?
the tap.
just the same as all the other people who used said same tap.
ok after washing them they are probably pretty clean, but then what do you do?
turn the sodding tap off
THE SAME TAP WHICH EVERYONE ELSE TOUCHED DIRECTLY POST-OLD MAN HOLDAGE.
