Hi all,
Asking on behalve of a friend;
Does anyone know if you can obtain the form to apply for Cyprus citizenship in English, online, rather than in Greek?
Cheers
"Australian Alternative Citizenship Test..."
LANGUAGE
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin
of, the term "died in the arse"?
2. What is a mole?
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies
and a few snags.. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the
pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained
a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and
a bit of biffo."
CUSTOMS
1. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If
they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and
Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between
flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
2. Complete the following sentences:
a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ...
b) You're going home in the back of a ....
c) Fair suck of the ..
3. I've had a gutful and I can't be fagged. Discuss
4. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
5. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard
"up on blocks"? Is his name Keith and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
FOOD
1. Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage,
curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow
mein, chop suey or kai see ming?
2. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
3. Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.
4. Do you have an Aunty Myrna who is famous for her tuna mornay and
other dishes involving a can of cream of celery soup?
5. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop
and two serves of pav washed down with som eone else's beer that has
been nicked from a bath full of ice?
6. When you go to a bring-your-own-meat barbie can you eat other
people's meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?
7. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required
by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
CULTURE
1. Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an
Esky or Ugg boots?
2. Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
3. Who would you like to crack on to?
4. Who is the most Australian: Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, John "True Blue"
Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?
5. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer
or have a pool?
6. Would you love to have a beer with Duncan?
The people to be granted citizenship are the ones who call it a crock
and cheat.
Return to Cyprus and the European Union
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests