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A new shop assistant in a large dept store on his first day at work was asked to serve the first customer by his supervisor to see how how does.
His first sale was a CD which went well but his supervisor asked him to try some "associated" sales. "Whats that?" he asks "well says the supervisor you did well selling the CD but you could of sold a CD cleaner as well, watch me with the next one!"
Next customer wants grass seeds " how about a lawn mower" says the supervisor ."why?" asks the customer "well sir we currently have a special on the mowers so by the time your grass grows and needs cutting they price will go back up so you will actually be saving money!" "Good idea" says the customer. "Thats how you do it" he says. "You try the next one"!
Next customer wants a box of tampons "How about a lawnmower?" says the assistant "Why the hell do i want a lawnmower?" asks the customer.
"Well sir your weekends fu**ed you may as well mow the lawn"!!!!!!!!