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[chrisp]

This guide dog cocked a leg on its blind owner and we'ed all over his leg.
The blind man promptly bent down and gave the dog a doggy biscuit.
A passer by asked the blind man why he was giving the dog a treat after he just pi**ed all over him.
"I want to find out which end the head is so i can kick him in the bo**ocks" came the reply.





No offence intended to blind people who read this

[dinos]

This is an affront to every living being with testicles! Help! Help! We have members advocating kicking dogs in the nuts! This is reverse sexism! It hurts to get kicked in the nuts! This is WRONG, I tell you!

Just joking, nice one, chrisp. F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke.

BTW, does anybody have a "getting kicked in the nuts" smiley?

[Eliko]

A young Irish woman was sitting next to her mother on a bus holding her jaw with her hand and declared:-

"Oh Mother, tooth-ache must be the greatest pain in the world !"

Mother tutted, "Oh not at all child, sure wouldn't I know that child-birth is a thousand times worse than tooth-ache"

Daughter gave out a yelp as she received another pang of pain, "Oh God, nothing could be worse than THIS !"

Whereupon Mother turned to an Irish Navvy seated on the other side of the bus and said:-



"Will you listen to this child of mine, she says that a tooth-ache is the worst pain in the world, sure and wouldn't I know that child-birth is a thousand times worse, what do you think ?"

The Navvy scratched the back of his head and replied :-

"Well Ma'am, I wouldn't know about that BUT, did you ever get a good kick in the Bollocks ?.