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What do you call 2 Irish faggots?

Postby BC Numismatics » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:54 pm

Gerald fists Patrick & Patrick fists Gerald.

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Re: What do you call 2 Irish faggots?

Postby Kikapu » Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:58 pm

BC Numismatics wrote:Gerald fists Patrick & Patrick fists Gerald.

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Wait until Humanist gets hold of you, and then you will know what "fisting" is all about. :lol:
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Postby BC Numismatics » Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:02 pm

It's a pun on the names Gerald Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzgerald.

No,I did not make that joke up.

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Postby Kikapu » Tue Oct 02, 2007 1:24 pm

BC Numismatics wrote:It's a pun on the names Gerald Fitzpatrick & Patrick Fitzgerald.

No,I did not make that joke up.

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Oh trust me, I know who the names are and what you were doing, so you do not need to draw me any pictures.

It was your choice of words, like "faggots" that will get you in trouble with Humanist. :lol:
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Postby Bill » Tue Oct 02, 2007 4:51 pm

What do new zealanders call their sheep

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Postby tessintrnc » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:27 pm

In the same distastful vein, "what do you call 6 sheep tied to fence post"?

A BROTHEL !!!!
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Postby pantheman » Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:32 pm

tessintrnc wrote:In the same distastful vein, "what do you call 6 sheep tied to fence post"?

A BROTHEL!!!


Tess,

the way i heard it was ;

"what do you call 6 sheep tied to fence post in wales"?

A BROTHEL!!!

Hope no taffs listening in on this one.
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Postby BC Numismatics » Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:42 pm

Pantheman,I don't think that the Welsh deserve to be the butt of jokes.Both the Aussies & the Irish Papists definitely DO deserve to be the butt of jokes.I have a low opinion of the Aussies,as a majority of them are descended from the criminals who were sent out there,a majority of their ancestor were Irish Pope of Rome idol worshippers.Being of both Scots & Viking descent,I am naturally suspicious of the Irish Papists,as they've caused a lot of trouble,even out here in New Zealand.I grew up with a family of the racist thieves,liars,& barbarians.

Here's proof that the Irish Papists are a pretty barbaric race of people; www.victims.org.uk & www.iraatrocities.fsnet.co.uk .

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb? 100. One to screw in the new lightbulb,& the other 99 to turn the house around.

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Postby Kikapu » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:11 pm

A true story.

I'm sitting with 4 Aussie girls at a dinner table on a Tour Boat, and they are telling me how rude and crude Aussie Men are. I mean, these ladies had nothing nice to say about them, so finally I said, come on ladies, you must be pulling my leg. I thought they were just trying to get my attention or something, when one of their Aussie group member, a man, came and sat with us, and within a minute, he was talking about how women like big cocks and all that. I could not believe my ears. He is talking to women he barely knows. If I was not there to hear it for myself, I would never in a million years would have believed it.
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Postby BC Numismatics » Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:20 pm

Kikapu,what do you call a sophisticated Australian? A New Zealander.What do you call a sophisticated Irishman? A Scot.

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