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[BC Numismatics]

Here's a section that will get you laughing.

Who wrote the book called 'Broken Window'? Eva Brick.
Who wrote the book called 'The Cat's Revenge'? Claude.
Who wrote the book called 'Exploring At The South Pole'? Anne Tarctic.
Who wrote the book called 'Tragedy On The Clifftop'? Eileen Dover.
Who wrote the book called 'Crossing The Sahara'? Rhoda Camel.
Who wrote the book called 'Getting Fit'? Gym Nasium.
Who wrote the book called 'Wetting The Bed'? I.P. Nightly.
Who wrote the book called 'Soft & Cuddly'? Ted E. Bear.
Who wrote the book called 'Karate Kid Strikes Back'? Do Jo.
Who wrote the book called 'Tossing'? Wayne King & Wayne Kerr.

If you have any more of these jokes,please post them here (in English please!).

Aidan.

[Eliko]

'Gaiety' (Co authors) Ben Dover and Phil McCavity.

[BC Numismatics]

'Gaiety' (Co authors) Ben Dover and Phil McCavity.

Eliko,I get that one,as it is referring to that abomination called homosexuality,which is a crime that carries the death penalty in some countries.

Aidan.

[Eliko]

BC Numismatics, I forgot to welcome you to the forum.

Good luck with your postings and no offence intended to any of the 'Gay' community, crude humour, that's all.

[BC Numismatics]

Thanks,my name is actually Aidan. My favourite comedian has a website here; www.billyconnolly.com .He's a really funny guy,unlike the dimwits over here who can't tell a joke.

Aidan.

[Bill]

'Gaiety' (Co authors) Ben Dover and Phil McCavity.

Eliko,I get that one,as it is referring to that abomination called homosexuality,which is a crime that carries the death penalty in some countries.

Aidan.

Good thing sheep shagging is legal though isn't it

[kafenes]

Thanks,my name is actually Aidan. My favourite comedian has a website here; www.billyconnolly.com .He's a really funny guy,unlike the dimwits over here who can't tell a joke.

Aidan.

Welcome to the forum Numismatic. Could you please explain who you're referring to when you say 'the dimwits over here'?

[BC Numismatics]

Kafenes,the dimwits I am referring to are the so-called 'comedians' who are no good at trying to tell jokes.

Bill,we don't shag sheep over here.Where did you hear that from?

Aidan.

[Tracy369]

Ha Ha . You all got the answer wrong on "What do you call 2 faggots?" - now locked (unfortunately)

The answer is A PAIR OF FAGGOTS

Or in Olde Cypriot "A PEAR OF FAGGOTS"

[Tracy369]

Welcome to the Forum BC Numismatics - To COIN a phrase.
Can I ask yopu a question ? If your site has a REAL NAMES policy why do you use a Nome d'Plume on here?

Re your Posting :-

Bill,we don't shag sheep over here.Where did you hear that from?


ANSWER - The Class Action currntly proceeding through the High Court in NZ by 236 abused sheep - a lot of video evidence is being presented by their Lawyer Aidan Lamb.
Wellington Boot Manufacturers in NZ are also some of the richest in the world. Don't try and tell me there is no connection.

And isn't it strange that the attractive ones always run the fastest ??