Bill, I don't mind the 'Bollocks' bit, I taught that to him myself and it sounds great, the additional words were impressed on him by the toffee-nosed bitch ( with no sense of humour) who thinks the bird she be a little more refined.
Her husband is a great bloke but has to keep a straight face in front of HER, I think she has got him well trained, SHE would frighten the horses.
In my humble opinion.