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Postby Shipwreck » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:17 am

MORNING SEX



She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said,

You've got to make love to me this very moment."

His eyes lit up and he thought,



"This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her

and then gave it his all;

right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said,



"Thanks,"

and returned to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asked,



"What was that

all about?"

She explained,

"The egg timer's broken."
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Postby Cyprus4MeSoon » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:34 pm

Very Good, and spot on!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby chrisp » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:08 pm

Time for a partner change me thinks wendie :lol: :lol:
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Postby Cyprus4MeSoon » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:12 pm

chrisp wrote:Time for a partner change me thinks wendie :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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