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[webbo]

Okay so nobody is paying attention anymore. I managed to post two tips numbered 66 and nobody made a comment. Obviously the Cyprus problem and its solution are far more important.
Suprised some pedantic git did not pick up on it though.

Any way here is the next pearl of wisdom

Want to stop that chesty cough?

Drink a gallon of laxitive. You'll be too scared to cough in case you sh!t yourself.

[Eliko]

webbo, now hold up there mate, cough or not, scared or not, if you drank that much laxative you'd have no choice !!.

[Sotos]

Obviously the Cyprus problem and its solution are far more important.

For you is not? How about a tip for the solution of the Cyprus Problem?

[Bill]

When I first went to live in London 20 years ago I made extensive use of the underground and found a poster for dr collis brownes cough mixture that I couldn't resist commenting on .

I soon bought a large permanent marker pen and marked on every poster I could get to whilst on my travels
cough with confidence

This cough medicine apparently was for coughs AND diarrhoea.

I was quite proud in my one and only venture in to vandalising posters ~~ and at 40 years old with a very respectful job too

http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/medicines/100003729.html

Well there you go ~~ it just goes to prove there's a little boy in all of us sometimes .

Bill

[Bill]

Obviously the Cyprus problem and its solution are far more important.

For you is not? How about a tip for the solution of the Cyprus Problem?

More laxatives ~~ as they say some of mans best idea's are thought up whilst sitting on the loo ~~ mind you it's also fair to say that most are a pile of shit or taking the piss.

Bill

[webbo]

Obviously the Cyprus problem and its solution are far more important.

For you is not? How about a tip for the solution of the Cyprus Problem?

Ooh touchy today aren't we!

Tip of the day to cure Cyprus Problem???

Stop bickering over the internet and meet up with GC/ TC counterparts over a few Keos/ Effes and talk about anything but the Cyprus Problem. You will no doubt find that you actually have lots of things in common and can live quite happily side by side. Once you stop dragging up the past and poisoning the childrens minds to hate each other the problems ease.










What have I started now????????????

[Niki]

Obviously the Cyprus problem and its solution are far more important.

For you is not? How about a tip for the solution of the Cyprus Problem?

Ooh touchy today aren't we!

Tip of the day to cure Cyprus Problem???

Stop bickering over the internet and meet up with GC/ TC counterparts over a few Keos/ Effes and talk about anything but the Cyprus Problem. You will no doubt find that you actually have lots of things in common and can live quite happily side by side. Once you stop dragging up the past and poisoning the childrens minds to hate each other the problems ease.










What have I started now????????????

Bravo Webbo!

[miltiades]

Obviously the Cyprus problem and its solution are far more important.

For you is not? How about a tip for the solution of the Cyprus Problem?

Ooh touchy today aren't we!

Tip of the day to cure Cyprus Problem???

Stop bickering over the internet and meet up with GC/ TC counterparts over a few Keos/ Effes and talk about anything but the Cyprus Problem. You will no doubt find that you actually have lots of things in common and can live quite happily side by side. Once you stop dragging up the past and poisoning the childrens minds to hate each other the problems ease.










What have I started now????????????

The best tip so far !

[IcyNoAngel]

Do you also have a solution for stop dreaming? Not day dreaming, that can be handled quite easily, it's about night dreams. Anything.

Tip: alcohol doesn't work.

[Shipwreck]

INO- alcohol failed eh? bummer! Try chamomile tea or if after alcohol you may try peppermint tea aswell