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This young lady dies and goes to heaven, as she is being shown around by St Peter they go past this room where she hears terrible screams of agony, "what are those screams?" she asks "that the room where we drill holes in the back for the angels wings" says St Peter and they carry on walking passing another room with even louder and more terrifying screams "oh my god whats happening in there?" "thats where we drill the back of the head for the halo" he says
"Jesus Christ" she says "i'd rather go to hell"
"you dont want to be going down there, cos you'll get raped and buggered every day" he says.

"AT LEAST I'VE GOT HOLES FOR THAT!!!!!!"