by tessintrnc » Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:00 pm
by karma » Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:26 pm
tessintrnc wrote:S O M E T I M E S
Sometimes...
When you cry...
No one sees your tears.
Sometimes...
When you are in pain...
No one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...
When you are worried...
No one sees your stress.
Sometimes...
When you are happy...
No one sees your smile .
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But FART!! Just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!
Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!
Tess x
by Bill » Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:10 pm
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and I think the relatives have now got the general idea that I'm not a lending bank.
by karma » Fri Sep 21, 2007 7:48 pm
Bill wrote:I farted whilst I was visiting one of my relatives last week .
It's not a thing I normally do but in my defence it was I thought fitting for the circumstances and the particular conversation
I was sat on the tiled veranda and was overcome with the desire to part with a bit of wind ~ As I don't particularly like the family and they certainly don't like me after I refused to lend them money ~ I thought as they are asking for money again what the hell and let one rip ~ the noise was a show stopper ~I didn't mean it to be so loud but the hard tiled floor seemed to amplify it.
We left very shortly afterwards and my wife commented that I'd embarrassed her and that she couldn't possibly go back there as they were all disgusted ~~~~~~~~ at my my response to their request for money again
Sounds ( pun intended ) good to me
Bill
by LENA » Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:39 am
karma wrote:Bill wrote:I farted whilst I was visiting one of my relatives last week .
It's not a thing I normally do but in my defence it was I thought fitting for the circumstances and the particular conversation
I was sat on the tiled veranda and was overcome with the desire to part with a bit of wind ~ As I don't particularly like the family and they certainly don't like me after I refused to lend them money ~ I thought as they are asking for money again what the hell and let one rip ~ the noise was a show stopper ~I didn't mean it to be so loud but the hard tiled floor seemed to amplify it.
We left very shortly afterwards and my wife commented that I'd embarrassed her and that she couldn't possibly go back there as they were all disgusted ~~~~~~~~ at my my response to their request for money again
Sounds ( pun intended ) good to me
Bill
Thanks Bill, u cld have been a gr8 consultant..
This article should be published in Financial Times too..
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