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[Eliko]

A wealthy man lay dying in his bed and calls his servants in order to announce their inheritances.

"James, my butler, you have served me well for many years, you have become a close friend to me and you will be rewarded thus :-
YOU will be the new master of 'Oakley Hall' which has 90 rooms, you will also inherit all the grounds and Title to it".

"Emily, my housemaid, you also have served me well for many years and have been like a mother to me, you shall have the lands and mansion of 'Belvin Hall' which has 60 rooms"

"Rosemary my dependable cook, you have been a credit to your profession and have also served me well for some time, yours is 'Redland Hall' which has 40 rooms, God Bless you".

"Ah!, Paddy, my gardener/handyman, since the day you arrived here you have been a drunken disgrace to the whole estate, you have raided my drinks cabinet a hundred times, you have pestered the housemaids, insulted the guests and crashed my Rolls Royce twice, God knows I only kept you out of deference to your poor mother who served me before Emily, sadly she died when you were a child, I have decided to leave you 'Fuck All'.

"Jayzus master" says Paddy, "You are a great man Sir, may I ask, how many rooms has that?"