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Nude beach

Postby lynne9999 » Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:54 pm

Nude beach"

A young husband and wife were honeymooning in Jamaica. They
had finished making love and decided to go sun at the nearby nude
beach..They laid down on their blanket and in a few minutes a
honeybee buzzed into the woman's slightly open vagina.

The husband covered her with a coat,pulled on his
shorts,carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

After examining her,the black doctor explained that the bee
was too far in to be reached with forceps.

He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting
honey on his penis,penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the wasp.

The man agreed to try,but because he was so nervous,he
couldn't rise to the occasion."If neither of you objects,"the doctor
said,"I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances,both agreed.The doctor quickly
undressed,rubbed his thick nine inch penis in her slit until it was
good and hard then he slathered on some honey and inserted his penis into her vagina. He started with short strokes and then his strokes became deeper and faster.

The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's
rapid deep thrusting continued for several long minutes.The wife
was getting all worked up with the doctor's big penis in her and
started moaning and screamed that she was cumming.

"Hey,What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans,"The black doctor panted."I'm drowning the
little bastard!."
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Postby IcyNoAngel » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:39 pm

excelent :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Nude beach

Postby webbo » Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:39 am

:lol: :lol: BRILLIANT! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bill » Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:19 am

A better punch line would have been

"Change of plan the doctor panted ~ I'm going shoot the little bast**d"

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