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Villawagens tip of the day number 62

Postby webbo » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:08 pm

One for the confused gentlemen out there.

GHaving trouble Understanding women

If asked "Am I fat?" all of the following answers are wrong:

No.
Yes.
You are beautiful
I don't know.
It depends what you mean by 'fat'.

The correct answer is the one they want to hear. You will know this by being telepathic.
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Postby Eliko » Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:47 pm

webbo, If you feel like being REALLY nasty, when she asks, "Does this dress make my bum stick out ?", simply answer, "Why that particular dress ?".

Then 'Head for the hills !' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby The Microphone » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:56 pm

LOL eliko. Trust you!

I put it to the test and I have an appointment with the DR tomorrow!
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Postby Eliko » Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:31 pm

The Microphone, you obviously didn't take the necessary precaution of standing by the open door when you said it, more fool you mate !. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby LENA » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:26 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby The Microphone » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:28 pm

The door has a head shaped hole in it Eliko! We are visiting the local hardware store tomorrow after the DRs for a new one. LOL
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