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Vampire Bat

Postby skyvet » Sat Sep 15, 2007 11:38 am

A Vampire Bat returned to his cave with his face covered with fresh blood. All the other bats enviously went "ooooooooh" - where've you been?" "Come with me and I'll show you" he said, and flew out of the cave, followed by all the other bats. After some time, he landed on a small tree, followed by all the other bats. "Are we there?" the others asked. "Yes" replied the one with the bloody face. "You see that big tree over there?" "Yes" the others replied excitedly. "Well, I flippin didn't!!"
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Postby raiseurfist » Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:47 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice one!
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Re: Vampire Bat

Postby denizaksulu » Sun Sep 16, 2007 12:59 am

skyvet wrote:A Vampire Bat returned to his cave with his face covered with fresh blood. All the other bats enviously went "ooooooooh" - where've you been?" "Come with me and I'll show you" he said, and flew out of the cave, followed by all the other bats. After some time, he landed on a small tree, followed by all the other bats. "Are we there?" the others asked. "Yes" replied the one with the bloody face. "You see that big tree over there?" "Yes" the others replied excitedly. "Well, I flippin didn't!!"



Are you saying he forgot to switch his sonar 'on?' Painful :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Postby Kristianikos » Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:02 am

LOL :lol:
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Re: Vampire Bat

Postby webbo » Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:39 pm

:lol: an oldie but a goodie! :lol:

Bubbles x 8) 8) 8)
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