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[webbo]

An early Morning tip today


If a bloke in the pub tells you that the easiest, safest and cleanest way to remove haemorroids is using a pair of toenail clippers to cut them off at the root, I suggest you ignore this man.


Have a good weekend folks!

[Hazza]

Hope you are not talking from experience webbo.... :O

[Bill]

You always get piles of good advice from bubbles.

I'm sure I used to play that hemorrhoids game on the pubs games machines years ago ~~ sadly I was crap at it

Bill

[miltiades]

Have suffered all my life , tried everything until I discovered the magic of tea bags , used ones of course , thought at one stage of patenting the "cure " might still do so , mind you it can only work immediately after removing the tea bag from the cup while its hot and active .Boy does it work !

[Hazza]

I really hate to ask this Miltiades.........I'm also dreading what the reply will be, but what made you try used teabags in the first place

[webbo]

I really hate to ask this Miltiades.........I'm also dreading what the reply will be, but what made you try used teabags in the first place

Maybe just some friendly advice from the guy in the pub. Just the thought of a hot teabag in the nether regions is making my eyes water.

No experience of the "Nobby Styles" from my side but all cures will be noted for possible future encounters and of course any readers suffering may be tempted to give them a try. Let us all know how you get on.

[miltiades]

I was in bed one day and my wife brought me up a cup of tea but forgot to take tea bag out , I took it out and put it on the chair next to the bed , spilled my tea got out of bed and sat on the chair on hot tea bag and bingo , hemorrhoids no more !!

[Eliko]

Slap a handful of mustard on 'em mate, you'll run so fast you will leave them miles behind !.

[webbo]

I was in bed one day and my wife brought me up a cup of tea but forgot to take tea bag out , I took it out and put it on the chair next to the bed , spilled my tea got out of bed and sat on the chair on hot tea bag and bingo , hemorrhoids no more !!

My that was a lucky chain of events. Race is on for the patent now. Can I ask if one particular brand of tea.

I've heard you only get an ooooh with Typhoo. Maybe this is where the saying originated!

[kafenes]

I was in bed one day and my wife brought me up a cup of tea but forgot to take tea bag out , I took it out and put it on the chair next to the bed , spilled my tea got out of bed and sat on the chair on hot tea bag and bingo , hemorrhoids no more !!

Miltiades, I've heard a different version. I heard when your Cypriot friend (who only drinks Cyprus coffee) came to visit you in London and you offered him tea, he said "tea?? are you kiddin'?, you can stick your English tea up your a...", hence the accidental discovery.