by LENA » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:55 pm
tessintrnc wrote:Oh Twinkle................TIGHTS?????? Now if that sexy dress was tucked into sexy knickers - no prob, but TIGHTS!!!!!! My prize goes to you !!!!
Tess
My friend had the same "accident" but she was a bit drunk 
by villawagen » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:47 pm
she sort of screamed eeeewwwwww and tried to wipe it off but it was all stringy 
by Niki » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:50 pm
villawagen wrote:quite a long time ago i was working as a white arrow driver in exmouth Devon. i noticed in the window of a house a white arrow card, meaning they had a return parcel to go back to the catalogue company. so i stopped the van and knocked on the door. a very posh lady (mrs bucket style) came to the door and said oh yes i have a return and went into another room to get it. now i had been suffering from a bit of a chesty cough and felt a cough brewing. she returned to the door and as i was signing her return book i needed to cough, so i put my hand over my mouth and coughed, unfortunately a very large piece of flob escaped between my fingers and hit her on her forehead between her eyes
i said i do apologize and sort of walked away very quickly
That's so gross!!!!
by Get Real! » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:52 pm
villawagen wrote:quite a long time ago i was working as a white arrow driver in exmouth Devon. i noticed in the window of a house a white arrow card, meaning they had a return parcel to go back to the catalogue company. so i stopped the van and knocked on the door. a very posh lady (mrs bucket style) came to the door and said oh yes i have a return and went into another room to get it. now i had been suffering from a bit of a chesty cough and felt a cough brewing. she returned to the door and as i was signing her return book i needed to cough, so i put my hand over my mouth and coughed, unfortunately a very large piece of flob escaped between my fingers and hit her on her forehead between her eyes
i said i do apologize and sort of walked away very quickly
White arrows are always on target...
by T_C » Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:49 pm
tessintrnc wrote:Going into a Ladies Loo at a pub - walked in the 1st cubicle and straight out again - it was Covered in Sick and Sh**t , after using the next cubicle a woman came in and went to the filthy one - walked straight out again (like me) I remarked "I just did that" (meaning walked out) and she said "you should be ashamed of yourself then"!!!!!
by Niki » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:28 pm
by Get Real! » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:33 pm
Niki wrote:I've just remembered another......
I was in House of Fraser department store in Kingston and wearing 'hold up' stockings.
The hold ups didn't...and one fell down around my ankles in the middle of the shoe sales aisles. What to do? Walk round with a stocking round my ankles or hitch! I tried to hitch and thought I'd found a blind spot but some unsuspecting guy saw the whole thing and I swear his jaw hit the floor. In the end I let them both drop and stepped out of them while in the lingerie department.
That's not an embarrassing story that's a horny story!by Niki » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:35 pm
Get Real! wrote:Niki wrote:I've just remembered another......
I was in House of Fraser department store in Kingston and wearing 'hold up' stockings.
The hold ups didn't...and one fell down around my ankles in the middle of the shoe sales aisles. What to do? Walk round with a stocking round my ankles or hitch! I tried to hitch and thought I'd found a blind spot but some unsuspecting guy saw the whole thing and I swear his jaw hit the floor. In the end I let them both drop and stepped out of them while in the lingerie department.
by Get Real! » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:39 pm
Niki wrote:Get Real! wrote:Niki wrote:I've just remembered another......
I was in House of Fraser department store in Kingston and wearing 'hold up' stockings.
The hold ups didn't...and one fell down around my ankles in the middle of the shoe sales aisles. What to do? Walk round with a stocking round my ankles or hitch! I tried to hitch and thought I'd found a blind spot but some unsuspecting guy saw the whole thing and I swear his jaw hit the floor. In the end I let them both drop and stepped out of them while in the lingerie department.
Not for me it wasn't!!!
by RRichie » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:45 pm
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