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by **GorillaGal** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:55 pm

Eliko wrote:Boarding an Aer Lingus flight to Dublin, I swung my holdall into the overhead luggage compartment , not realizing that the zip was still unfastened after passing through departure lounge.

I was taking several packets of contraceptives (at the behest of an Irish friend) for the young lads of the South considered it to be sophisticated to have one in their top pocket, regardless of the fact that they may never use them.

The contents of the holdall spilled out and the contraceptives landed in the lap of a NUN !, I should be in 'Hell' right now, fortunately the Lord spared me and I find myself here on Cyprus forum.

(Strangely enough, I later found that one of the packets was missing, never could work out where it got to)

oh eliko, this is the best story yet!
thanks for sharing that!

by **tessintrnc** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:25 pm

Eliko, they might still be stoking those fires for you, so I will get my rosary beads out and say a quickie on your behalf !!!!.
Tess

by **paul** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:45 pm

my most embarrassing moment was my first date with my now wife,the night before i was so drunk that i forgot which one[she was with 3 friends] i'd arranged to take out the next night.on arriving at the said arranged pub to my horror all the girls were out together so a had to foolishly ask them who i was suppose to go out with :oops:

they had a good laugh about it at my exspence but all was well in the end,although my wife still ribs me about it from time to time :roll:

by **LENA** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:48 pm

paul wrote:my most embarrassing moment was my first date with my now wife,the night before i was so drunk that i forgot which one[she was with 3 friends] i'd arranged to take out the next night.on arriving at the said arranged pub to my horror all the girls were out together so a had to foolishly ask them who i was suppose to go out with they had a good laugh about it at my exspence but all was well in the end,although my wife still ribs me about it from time to time

by **Eliko** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:26 pm

tessintrnc wrote:Eliko, they might still be stoking those fires for you, so I will get my rosary beads out and say a quickie on your behalf !!!!.
Tess

Thank you for your kind thoughts Ma'am, would you also be so kind as to make a supplication to Allah while you are about it (and at this holy time).

I am a man who likes to hedge his bets and it looks like the 'lads' are gaining the upper hand these days, InshAllah. :wink:

by **The Microphone** » Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:43 pm

Eliko....for a moment there I thought you'd written Allan!

I thought, who is this Allan geezer? Do I know him?

Seeing as you wrote this he must be the newest signing for the Gooners. :-)

by **twinkle** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:01 am

I had just bought a beautiful chiffon outift and wore it to Paradise Lost in Watford (many years ago). I checked my self out in the ladies and then walked right through the club, up the stairs and lent over the balcony walk ways to check out the crowd. I was part of a larger crowd that had gone to the club that night and one of the guys found me and proceeded to smack my bum and make a huge fuss. I hadn't realised (being chiffon) the skirt was tucked into the back of my tights!!!! :oops:

by **dinos** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:33 pm

OK...

It was the first job I had after getting my bachelor's. The work could be rather tedious but one could get on a roll. One day, I had to pee but kind of forgot as I kept working. Finally, I was either going to pee or explode, so I ran to the bathroom.

I throw open the door, run in and see...the VP of human resources adjusting her half-unbuttoned blouse in front of the mirror!

My instant reaction was to turn and get the hell out...

And as I fell, the last thing I saw was the "WET FLOOR" sign. I woke up with a headache and a few people laughing at me. Noticing that I was covered by a blanket, I came to a startling realization: I no longer had to pee!

:oops:

A few people helped me out of the place so I could run home for the day. I still haven't lived it down.

by **LENA** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:40 pm

dinos wrote:OK...

It was the first job I had after getting my bachelor's. The work could be rather tedious but one could get on a roll. One day, I had to pee but kind of forgot as I kept working. Finally, I was either going to pee or explode, so I ran to the bathroom.

I throw open the door, run in and see...the VP of human resources adjusting her half-unbuttoned blouse in front of the mirror!

My instant reaction was to turn and get the hell out... And as I fell, the last thing I saw was the "WET FLOOR" sign. I woke up with a headache and a few people laughing at me. Noticing that I was covered by a blanket, I came to a startling realization: I no longer had to pee! :oops:

A few people helped me out of the place so I could run home for the day. I still haven't lived it down.

1st price goes.....to Dinos! :lol:

Thanks for sharing that!! :lol:

by **tessintrnc** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:49 pm

Oh Twinkle................TIGHTS?????? Now if that sexy dress was tucked into sexy knickers - no prob, but TIGHTS!!!!!! My prize goes to you !!!!
Tess :lol:

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