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[miltiades]

I have some thousands of embarassing moments, but I cant get over the nights I used to pee in my bed and the whole family calling me ''Niagara'' the next morning..
it kept going for the first 13 years of my life
Not anymore

Funny you should say that "" for the first 13 years of my life ""
Mine is the exact opposite !!

[pantheman]

Everyone write your most embarrassing moments. The kind that made you cringe to the point you wished you were dead!!!!!!!

It has to be REALLY bad so I can have a good ol' laugh when I sign in tomorrow...

I'll write mine at some point too.

OK, here goes, shit i'm gonna regret this i know.

I remember my first sexual experience, i was having a time of my life until we got caught by her mother.

Shit can you imagine, pants down, looking at her mum, i didn't know what the hell to say.

And all her mother could say was BAA.

yeah have a good weekend you dirty lot.

[Eliko]

Boarding an Aer Lingus flight to Dublin, I swung my holdall into the overhead luggage compartment , not realizing that the zip was still unfastened after passing through departure lounge.

I was taking several packets of contraceptives (at the behest of an Irish friend) for the young lads of the South considered it to be sophisticated to have one in their top pocket, regardless of the fact that they may never use them.

The contents of the holdall spilled out and the contraceptives landed in the lap of a NUN !, I should be in 'Hell' right now, fortunately the Lord spared me and I find myself here on Cyprus forum.

(Strangely enough, I later found that one of the packets was missing, never could work out where it got to)

[devil]

That would be OK, as she should have no idea what they were for!!

[karma]

I have some thousands of embarassing moments, but I cant get over the nights I used to pee in my bed and the whole family calling me ''Niagara'' the next morning..
it kept going for the first 13 years of my life
Not anymore

Funny you should say that "" for the first 13 years of my life ""
Mine is the exact opposite !!

it is okey Miltiades, u have nothing to be embarrassed, in ur case it wont be urine in the bed but Red Wine No1 can blame U ..

[LENA]

Everyone write your most embarrassing moments. The kind that made you cringe to the point you wished you were dead!!!!!!!

It has to be REALLY bad so I can have a good ol' laugh when I sign in tomorrow...

I'll write mine at some point too.

OK, here goes, shit i'm gonna regret this i know.

I remember my first sexual experience, i was having a time of my life until we got caught by her mother.

Shit can you imagine, pants down, looking at her mum, i didn't know what the hell to say.

And all her mother could say was BAA.

yeah have a good weekend you dirty lot.

That was the best from all for me....Pantheman...in what way her mum said the BAA?? In the way we say...Ba...nothing special?...Ba...Panagia mou what you are doing there?...Ba...you have one too?

Sorry

[Get Real!]

Going into a Ladies Loo at a pub - walked in the 1st cubicle and straight out again - it was Covered in Sick and Sh**t , after using the next cubicle a woman came in and went to the filthy one - walked straight out again (like me) I remarked "I just did that" (meaning walked out) and she said "you should be ashamed of yourself then"!!!!!

[skyvet]

As condoms seem to be a popular subject matter,here's my condom story! I was 19 years old at the time, and serving in the Royal Navy. I was out in the West Indies, and my ship was escorting the Royal Yacht on the Queens tour of the Caribbean. After leaving Kingston (Jamaica) I was diagnosed with apendicitus, and taken ashore to a local hospital in Montego Bay, where the offending appendix was removed. As I had been admitted into hospital with nothing more than I stood-up in, I had to rely on my "colleagues" to bring me some clothes etc the next day whan the ship arrived in Montego Bay. Imagine my embarrassment (as a 19 year old) when the nurses unpacked the bag my "friends" had brought me, only to find it absolutely jam packed with condoms!
I had the last laugh though - as I was unable to rejoin the ship so soon after the operation, and would therefore have to fly back to Bermuda where we were based, I was put into an hotel right on Ochos Rios beach, where I spent an idyllic 10 days recouperating - all expenses paid!

[Jerry]

As condoms seem to be a popular subject matter,here's my condom story! I was 19 years old at the time, and serving in the Royal Navy. I was out in the West Indies, and my ship was escorting the Royal Yacht on the Queens tour of the Caribbean. After leaving Kingston (Jamaica) I was diagnosed with apendicitus, and taken ashore to a local hospital in Montego Bay, where the offending appendix was removed. As I had been admitted into hospital with nothing more than I stood-up in, I had to rely on my "colleagues" to bring me some clothes etc the next day whan the ship arrived in Montego Bay. Imagine my embarrassment (as a 19 year old) when the nurses unpacked the bag my "friends" had brought me, only to find it absolutely jam packed with condoms!
I had the last laugh though - as I was unable to rejoin the ship so soon after the operation, and would therefore have to fly back to Bermuda where we were based, I was put into an hotel right on Ochos Rios beach, where I spent an idyllic 10 days recouperating - all expenses paid!

And used all the condoms?

[skyvet]

And used all the condoms?

As if Jerry !!