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[bigdog]

As Friday approaches, remember the things that are DIFFICULT to say when drunk:



1 - Innovative

2 - Preliminary

3 - Proliferation

4 - Cinnamon



And the things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when drunk:



1 - Specificity

2 - British constitution

3 - Passive-aggressive disorder

4 - Transubstantiate





And things which are IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk:



1 - Thanks for the offer, but I don't want to sleep with you.

2 - Nope, no more booze for me.

3 - No kebab for me, thank you.

4 - Sorry, but you're not really my type.

5 - Look mate, I've told you, I'm not interested in a fight.

6 - No way, I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing.

7 - Thanks for asking, but I don't want to dance. I have no co-ordination and hate to make a fool of myself.

8 - Where is the nearest public lavatory? I absolutely refuse to pee in the street.

9 - I must be going now as I have work in the morning.

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things that are VERY DIFFICULT to say when drunk

4 - Transubstantiate

WOW! I had 2 attempts at this word SOBER!!!!




And things which are IMPOSSIBLE to say when drunk:
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2 - Nope, no more booze for me.
6 - No way, I couldn't, nobody wants to hear me sing.

Have we met at this sounds like me on a good Saturday night??

Bubbles x