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[Eliko]

The queen was visiting a hospital and she stopped by one of the beds to speak to the man lying in the bed.

"What is wrong with you?" she asked the man.

"I got a wart on my balls," he replies, much to the astonishment of the nurses.

One of the nurses immediately rushes over to him. "You can't say that to the queen!" the nurse shouts.

"Well what should I have said then?" replies the man.

"Something like you have a bruise on your back, or a cut on your arm, or a graze on your knee. Anything but 'I have a wart on my balls'!" answers the nurse.

Five months later, a Princess is visiting the same hospital and just happens to pass the same bed, with the same man in it. "What is wrong with you?" asks the princess.

"Um, I have a bruise on my back," replies the man.

So, the princess answers, "I'm so glad to hear that your balls are better."

Just goes to prove that the Royals are like the rest of us 'eh?.

[Bill]

I've seen a few people with warts on their hands ~~ is it so easily transferable

Bill

[Jerry]

YUCKKKKKK!

Genital warts rising by 30 per cent a year

By Leo Leonidou

THE incidence of genital viral warts on the island is rising by 30 per cent every year in both men and women.

That was the verdict of Dr Constantinos Demetriou, President of the Cyprus Society of Dermatology and Venereology yesterday.

“If the increasing global numbers of sexually transmitted disease carriers spread fear, the numbers in Cyprus are shocking, considering its size,” he said. “These statistics call for an immediate education of the population, for it has become a public health issue.”

A news conference yesterday was the start of an intensive campaign for educating the public regarding genital warts, which are a result of the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV).

“We do not have exact statistics for the island as diagnosis is difficult, with some people not even knowing that they are carriers until they are examined by a doctor.”

He then gave an example. “I am discovering warts in as many as 20 per cent of women that come to me for laser hair removal of their bikini line.”

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Hey Eric, can you tell us what they look like?

Sorry, I don't live in the "RoC" so I wouldn't know but just go and get your bikini line hair removed and you'll know.

I thought Jerry was a guy

Let me take a look,














yes I am!

[LENA]

YUCKKKKKK!

Genital warts rising by 30 per cent a year

By Leo Leonidou

THE incidence of genital viral warts on the island is rising by 30 per cent every year in both men and women.

That was the verdict of Dr Constantinos Demetriou, President of the Cyprus Society of Dermatology and Venereology yesterday.

“If the increasing global numbers of sexually transmitted disease carriers spread fear, the numbers in Cyprus are shocking, considering its size,” he said. “These statistics call for an immediate education of the population, for it has become a public health issue.”

A news conference yesterday was the start of an intensive campaign for educating the public regarding genital warts, which are a result of the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV).

“We do not have exact statistics for the island as diagnosis is difficult, with some people not even knowing that they are carriers until they are examined by a doctor.”

He then gave an example. “I am discovering warts in as many as 20 per cent of women that come to me for laser hair removal of their bikini line.”

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/posting.php ... wtopic&f=1

Hey Eric, can you tell us what they look like?

Sorry, I don't live in the "RoC" so I wouldn't know but just go and get your bikini line hair removed and you'll know.

I thought Jerry was a guy

Let me take a look,














yes I am!

You had to look?