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[Eliko]

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A young Jewish man was advancing up the steps to a brothel during the holy season and met his Father coming out.

"Father !, what are you doing here?" he exclaimed.

"Look my boy, for the sake of five pounds, I should bother your Mother?", came the reply. [/quote]

I forgot to mention that the particular brothel WAS in the TRNC, trust the Jews to beat the price down !.

[kurupetos]

I will never forget a GC complaining on TV about the high prices of brothels (cabarets) in RoC as compared to those in the "TRNC".

[Eliko]

I will never forget a GC complaining on TV about the high prices of brothels (cabarets) in RoC as compared to those in the "TRNC".

There is a new EU directive regulating the amount charged for the use of the facilities, apparently it will be 3 euros per centimetre ( ready for action).

I feel so sorry for the Gents who, like myself, can no longer afford such a financial drain on our resources.

[Eric dayi]

Halil,

You start a thread about Ramadan and the Greeks and their lovers prove their disrespect by hijacking the thread and talking about nothing but brothels and the price of prostitutes.

In this forum and indeed in the "RoC" if you want any respect follow the rules below.

1) Don't talk about the Muslim religion.

2) Do not identify yourself as a Turkish Cypriot but as a "Cypriot (=Greek) ONLY.

3) Show hate for Turkey and anything Turkish.

4) Agree to Greek style "demogracy". (ie: osmosis)

5) Accept the GCs as your ruler.

6) Call the KKTC a "psuedo state".

7) Make sure, very sure, that everything the Gcs say are true and what the TCs say are wrong.

Make sure you tell people that the Greek language spoken in the "RoC" isn't Greek but "THE Cypriot language" (meaning that the GC Greek Cypriot language is the language everyone in Cyprus must speak.)

9) Make sure that you are forced to take on Greek Cypriot first and surname like "Halili Halilos". (otherwise you are a Turk even if your name is a "Cypriot" name like Halil)

10) Kiss the GCs arse for allowing to accept their "osmosis" idea and thus making you an EU member so that you can get the hell out of Cyprus and leave it to the Greeks to turn it into a total Greek island and have their ENOSIS.

If I missed anything out, feel free to add to the list Halil.

Happy Ramadan to you and all the Muslims in the world.

PS: Where is Lana to warn the Muslim religion disrespecting/hating posters that she will delete posts that have nothing to do with the subject of the thread and are downright insulting?

[Smiler Brian]

I see someone has driven a car into the wall at Yermasoyia to celebrate Ramadam.

[Eliko]

Eric dayi, sorry for any offence, just got carried away a bit. Best Wishes.

[kurupetos]

Eric,

no need to be mad, I apologize if I were offensive.

[denizaksulu]

I will never forget a GC complaining on TV about the high prices of brothels (cabarets) in RoC as compared to those in the "TRNC".

There is a new EU directive regulating the amount charged for the use of the facilities, apparently it will be 3 euros per centimetre ( ready for action).

I feel so sorry for the Gents who, like myself, can no longer afford such a financial drain on our resources.

I doubt what you say is true. Looking at the decline of the rate of growth of the population in the RoC, by your own reckoning you can afford every mm of it, with a few Euros left over for an Efesor two .

[T_C]

Koooooooool!!!!

[kafenes]

I would like to invite all TCs out for lunch tomorrow.