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Postby PARAMED » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:03 pm

The Wal-Mart Greeter
>
> A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into
> Wal-Mart with her
> Two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way
> through the entrance.
>
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome
to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
"Hell no, they
Ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6.
Why the hell would
You think they are twins? Are you blind, or just
stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter.

"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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Re: WAL MART

Postby Jerry » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:47 pm

PARAMED wrote:The Wal-Mart Greeter
>
> A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into
> Wal-Mart with her
> Two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way
> through the entrance.
>
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome
to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
"Hell no, they
Ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6.
Why the hell would
You think they are twins? Are you blind, or just
stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter.

"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."


Hey Paramed, you are really digging up some good jokes, presumably there are not too many sick riggers at the moment.
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Postby bigdog » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:49 pm

even better :lol:
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Postby PARAMED » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:07 pm

Fairly quiet to-day, get busy again Monday, and off home Tuesday, where are you
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Postby Jerry » Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:10 pm

PARAMED wrote:Fairly quiet to-day, get busy again Monday, and off home Tuesday, where are you


Canterbury UK, but off to Larnaca on 19th flat hunting - if there's any left!
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Re: WAL MART

Postby webbo » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:43 pm

PARAMED wrote:The Wal-Mart Greeter
>
> A very loud, unattractive, mean woman walked into
> Wal-Mart with her
> Two kids yelling obscenities at them all the way
> through the entrance.
>
The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome
to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
"Hell no, they
Ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 6.
Why the hell would
You think they are twins? Are you blind, or just
stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid", replied the Greeter.

"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."


Lovin' it!!
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