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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:26 pm

cameron_roxburgh wrote:I had a bet on that Pavarotti would live to be 100.

Looks like i have lost a tenor........ :wink:



You have lost your bet deservedly. Why bet on a mans life? He could have choked on his spagetti. Pavarotti will still live on. Carusos memory is still kep alive.
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Postby Sotos » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:42 pm

I like black jokes as long as they are not about me :? Pavarotti will live forever.
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:44 pm

Sotos wrote:I like black jokes as long as they are not about me :? Pavarotti will live forever.


sorry sotos
It was not meant as a black joke. I loved him and his persona. It does sound black but not intentional. It was a stupid bet on a mans life. I was ging to say he could have got run over after having his dinner.
Sorry
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Postby Get Real! » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:01 pm

I recently took a speed reading course as I thought it would come in handy in the forum and I’m pleased to announce that it took me just 30 odd seconds to go through this whole thread and establish that… a black pervert called Rotti had a tenor for spaghetti… 8)
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Postby denizaksulu » Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:11 pm

Get Real! wrote:I recently took a speed reading course as I thought it would come in handy in the forum and I’m pleased to announce that it took me just 30 odd seconds to go through this whole thread and establish that… a black pervert called Rotti had a tenor for spaghetti… 8)



You should treat reading like eating good food. Tead slowly and digest it better.
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Postby bigdog » Fri Sep 07, 2007 7:52 am

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Postby Cyprus4MeSoon » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:18 am

Get Real! wrote:I recently took a speed reading course as I thought it would come in handy in the forum and I’m pleased to announce that it took me just 30 odd seconds to go through this whole thread and establish that… a black pervert called Rotti had a tenor for spaghetti… 8)

Excellent :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Smiler Brian » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:30 am

The courtege has been booked already and a Nissan Dorma will carry the coffin.
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Postby Smiler Brian » Fri Sep 07, 2007 10:37 am

Eliko wrote:Smiler Brian, I consider your comment to be uncalled for and quite callous under the circumstances.

God forgive you for your lack of respect my friend. :(


Black humour, to be found in all walks of life. Do you know a guy called Richard Madeley (spelling?). Hosted a show called countdown. Died of pneumonia, a nine letter word, how he would have laughed.
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Postby skyvet » Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:55 pm

Sorry to correct you Smiler, but it was Richard Whitely that hosted Countdown. Richard Madely was a guy on TV with his wife Judy Finnigan in the afternoon.
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