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Postby lynne9999 » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:41 am

Voted best joke in Australia...
A New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you...."
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Postby Sotos » Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:45 pm

:lol: :lol: Gets my vote too :D
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Postby Cyprus4MeSoon » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:20 am

An old one..but still makes me laugh..brilliant :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby PARAMED » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:40 pm

I heard it was

AN AUSSIES IDEA OF FOREPLAY WAS "BRACE YOURSELF SHEILA"
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Postby LENA » Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:53 pm

poor sheep :lol:
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Re: Voted best joke in Australia...

Postby webbo » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:48 pm

lynne9999 wrote:Voted best joke in Australia...
A New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you...."


Boom, boom!!

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