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[cameron_roxburgh]

A Scottish man walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scottish man shouts “Awa ye feel person that’s full O coos Sharn”(Translated: Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.) The man shouts back'I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you' The Scottish man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in” !

[Eliko]

cameron_roxburgh, that drink was a highly appropriate one for the Englishman, a perfect substitute for an aperitif prior to the usual consumption of the enormous amount of 'Bullshit' they seem to thrive on.

(if one considers the daily 'Main Course' they are served with by their politicians and media)...............

[webbo]

A Scottish man walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scottish man shouts “Awa ye feel person that’s full O coos Sharn”(Translated: Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.) The man shouts back'I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you' The Scottish man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in” !

Bad boy!!!

Bubbles x

[zan]

A Scottish man walking through a field sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scottish man shouts “Awa ye feel person that’s full O coos Sharn”(Translated: Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.) The man shouts back'I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you' The Scottish man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in” !

Like it...I will be using that one tomorrow...