http://www.cyprus-mail.com/news/main.ph ... 2&cat_id=1
The last paragraph made me chuckle. I guess it dempends on how you read it.
More recently in 2003, Turkish Cypriot police arrested 24-year-old Fahri Tilim for attempting to smuggle one amphora and other utensils belonging to the geometric period, two icons belonging to the years 1861 and 1934 and one embroidered covering made of claret red cloth used in the church, depicting Jesus Christ and Virgin Mary, in his car.
When I first read it an image of an embrodery of JC and Mary in JC's car sprang to mind
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