vw is busy packing so does not have the time to starin his brain thinking up tips. Good luck to you mate I'll keep them going as long as I can till you are settled in the Uk and able to think again.
So here is todays pearl of wisdom for all the male members of the forum.
Fellas. Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't, because you're
shite at it. Give it to the wife and she'll do it properly with extra
girlie bows and fiddly bits while you're down the pub.