Citizenship Test for Cypriotishness.
Let's move forward a few years to a time when Cyprus is being restored to its original glory; complete and whole.
How would we tackle re-integration of Turkish speaking people/others, who wish to remain on Cyprus once the Turkish Army has obtained its booty and left?
A number of countries Like Britain, Canada and Australia are contemplating introducing Citizenship Tests. Candidates would attend a formal period of study to learn basic English, customs, history of the natives, sport traditions (e.g. “cricket test”) and various lines of the respective National Anthem. They then sit a formal Test and if they pass they can stay, swear an oath and gain Citizenship. BINGO!
This enforced method of assimilation would promote greater social cohesion between the different communities.
NOW:
What sort of quintessential topics, traditions, and pass-times would be suitable for anyone wishing to become a Citizen of Cyprus to have to acquire in order to gain CYPRIOTISHNESS?
Pip-pip
Phoenix