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At a large hotel there were three wedding receptions taking place on the same night. The grooms met by chance at the bar and, being rampant young men, the talk got around to sex. The question of how many times they would make love was raised and they decided to let each other know how they got on next morning at breakfast. They agreed that they could not just discuss the subject as it would cause embarrassment to their wives and decided to use a code. For each time they made love they would order a round of toast.

At breakfast next morning the waitress approached the first groom and asked him what he would like. "Full English please and 3 rounds of toast" he replied. The second groom again had full English but asked for 5 rounds of toast. The other two grooms gave him a knowing nod.

When she asked the third groom he asked for full English and 7 rounds of toast, the other two were amazed at his stamina. As the waitress was leaving he turned around and called in a booming voice "By the way love, make two of those brown".

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At a large hotel there were three wedding receptions taking place on the same night. The grooms met by chance at the bar and, being rampant young men, the talk got around to sex. The question of how many times they would make love was raised and they decided to let each other know how they got on next morning at breakfast. They agreed that they could not just discuss the subject as it would cause embarrassment to their wives and decided to use a code. For each time they made love they would order a round of toast.

At breakfast next morning the waitress approached the first groom and asked him what he would like. "Full English please and 3 rounds of toast" he replied. The second groom again had full English but asked for 5 rounds of toast. The other two grooms gave him a knowing nod.

When she asked the third groom he asked for full English and 7 rounds of toast, the other two were amazed at his stamina. As the waitress was leaving he turned around and called in a booming voice "By the way love, make two of those brown".

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