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Fool passers by into thinking you keep a bird of prey by walking down
the street wearing a leather gauntlet, waving a piece of raw meat in
your hand and constantly looking up into the sky.

[kafenes]

Fool passers by into thinking you keep a bird of prey by walking down
the street wearing a leather gauntlet, waving a piece of raw meat in
your hand and constantly looking up into the sky.

Just make sure the piece of raw meat you are waving isn't yours.

[T_C]

Fool passers by into thinking you keep a bird of prey by walking down
the street wearing a leather gauntlet, waving a piece of raw meat in
your hand and constantly looking up into the sky.

Just make sure the piece of raw meat you are waving isn't yours.

In order to do so...keep your hand ABOVE your belt Kafenes!!!!!!

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Fool passers by into thinking you keep a bird of prey by walking down
the street wearing a leather gauntlet, waving a piece of raw meat in
your hand and constantly looking up into the sky.

Just make sure the piece of raw meat you are waving isn't yours.

In order to do so...keep your hand ABOVE your belt Kafenes!!!!!!

So, is he Errol Flynn or what?

BUBBLES X

[Bill]

I've often thought about doing that when I'm looking for my wife in the supermarket

Bill

[kafenes]

Fool passers by into thinking you keep a bird of prey by walking down
the street wearing a leather gauntlet, waving a piece of raw meat in
your hand and constantly looking up into the sky.

Just make sure the piece of raw meat you are waving isn't yours.

In order to do so...keep your hand ABOVE your belt Kafenes!!!!!!

So, is he Errol Flynn or what?

BUBBLES X

Or even John Holmes. Bless his soul.

[twinkle]

My favourite.....

Fool people by parking your car at the side of the road and hide behind your car armed with a hairdryer pointing at the on coming traffic. Just watch the cars slow down. To add serious authenticity, use your mobile phone at the same time.

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I trawled my email and finally found them all:-


20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
>
>
> 1. At Lunch Time, Sit in Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point
> a Hair Dryer at Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
>
> 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
>
> 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries
> with that.
>
> 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".
>
> 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten
> over their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
>
> 6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
> Diamonds"
>
> 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With the Prophecy."
>
> 8. Don't use any punctuation
>
> 9. as Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
>
> 10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat.
>
> 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
>
> 12. Sing Along At The Opera.
>
> 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme.
>
> 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical
> Sounds All Day.
>
> 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
> Party Because You're not in the Mood.
>
> 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, Rock
> Bottom.
>
> 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
>
> 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
> yelling
>
> Run for Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
>
> 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To the Economy, We Are Going
> To Have To Let One Of You Go."
>