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Postby Bill » Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:31 am

You do talk some shit gavcom

Nobody in their right mind would take you on .

Bear in mind that some of us have seen your buying and sellig history on ebay.

would you really invest so much money with someone who buys their trainers secondhand :oops: :oops: on ebay :shock: .

come on get a life Gav ~~ and stop having these fantasies about being big in business . :roll:

Oh ~ if you ever do hit on a legitimate big money making idea you have blown any chance of getting investment by your previous posts / idea's
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Postby RichardB » Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:37 am

Come on now Bill

What else you going to do with all that redundancy money

THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER
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Postby Bill » Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:02 am

RichardB wrote:Come on now Bill

What else you going to do with all that redundancy money

THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER


Well I've bought myself a new car ~~ and stuck the rest in a 90 day account and I'm living very very well on the interest :wink:

I tend to laze about all day thinking what I was doing 12 months ago on the same day ~ I usually pour myself another drink ~ smile and then take a well earned nap .

All I need is a seriously horny woman to keep me company and I would be in heaven :lol:

Life is good ~~ and there is absolutely no way any of my money will ever find it's way to gavcom investments Ltd :)

By the way gav I'm thinking of starting a snail farm in Cyprus would you invest some of your apparent fortune in my venture :roll: It will be pretty slow a first but I'm sure it pick up later :wink:

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Postby Niki » Sun Aug 26, 2007 11:38 am

Bill wrote:
RichardB wrote:Come on now Bill

What else you going to do with all that redundancy money

THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFER


Well I've bought myself a new car ~~ and stuck the rest in a 90 day account and I'm living very very well on the interest :wink:

I tend to laze about all day thinking what I was doing 12 months ago on the same day ~ I usually pour myself another drink ~ smile and then take a well earned nap .

All I need is a seriously horny woman to keep me company and I would be in heaven :lol:

Life is good ~~ and there is absolutely no way any of my money will ever find it's way to gavcom investments Ltd :)

By the way gav I'm thinking of starting a snail farm in Cyprus would you invest some of your apparent fortune in my venture :roll: It will be pretty slow a first but I'm sure it pick up later :wink:

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You must try the 'Gentlemens Clubs' Bill, there has been a lot of interest in these recently, or how about jane's parties! 8) (only kidding!!)

Gav, I am looking for investors in my new venture and you will get back pots of money. I have a friend in need who is from Nigeria who is looking to deposit a bucket of cash in someone's bank account (it's all completely above board) as he has so much money the Nigerian banks won't accept any more and for this you will get £50 billionty pounds and a Community Chest card. It's a SERIOUS offer!!!! :D
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Postby RichardB » Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:13 pm

Cyprus can come to rescue of French snail eaters

By Demetra Molyva

Bill is preparing to go to the rescue of French gastronomes by supplying them with one of their favourite foods – the escargot.

Bill shares the French taste for the humble snail, although the French tend to prefer theirs covered in sumptuous sauces.

So great is the demand that countries that farm the moluscs are finding it difficult to keep up and Cyprus is looking to step into the breach.

Bill sees this as a potentially profitable industry for the island’s farming sector and is looking at ways to exploit the need for snails.

After a recent meeting with the newly-established Snail Farmers’ Association, Bill pledged to look into ways to support the sector.

The association plans to hold its first board meeting on February 19 and its president, snail expert Nicos Yermanos, said at least 5,000 people have expressed an interest in joining or becoming active in the sector.

The association already has more than 30 registered members and there are about 20 snail farms on the island.

Bill, who has been in the snail farming business for at least 43 years, previously in Australia, said that the demand for escargots from the island, is such that if all of Cyprus were to be a snail farm, it would not be enough.

"I get calls from factories in Greece and from colossal organisations in France," Bill said.

Snails are neither fattening or unhealthy but are a vitamin-rich food, saidBill.
Bill says they are also recommended for women with fertility problems and their benefits there have been proven.

"The profit from snail farming is estimated at Θ10,000 per 1,000 square meters, without doing much. Which other business fetches that sort of income by hardly doing anything?” Bill said.

The main demand, he said, is for Mnoucharos, the type of snail found growing and living in the Ayios Theodoros village area, near Larnaca.

Snails give birth every three months, said Bill and their production is easy, provided the right conditions are created for them.

Snails are fed with lettuce and plenty of fruit and the harder their shell, the more expensive they are.

There are four types of snails, all of which grow in Cyprus.

Although farming snails is a relatively straightforward sector, a science is required, with the support and surveillance of a vet, a geologist and herbs growing near them so that there meat acquires a scented flavour.

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"Experience and know-how is necessary for farming snails. I have been in the business for 43 years And I know a good investment when I see one said Bill rebuffing the rumours that he is ready to throw his hat in with the mysterious GavCar"

Adapted by Richard Booth with apologies to the Cyprus Mail :roll: :roll:
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Postby Eliko » Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:49 pm

Farming snails is a brilliant business, the only drawback is that it takes too long to 'round them up', perhaps some of our friends from Wyoming could offer some sound advice. :lol:
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