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1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

[dizzy]

Oh how painfully accurate! Snigger!

[LENA]

[IcyNoAngel]

- What's wrong?
- If you don't know, I ain't gonna tell you.
- Well, don't be surprised when this s**t happens again.

P.S. Adam Ferrara (I've seen it a long time ago so don't shoot me if it's not that accurate )

L.E. I have spoons hidden all over this house... I'm laughing by myself, I have to see it again

Second L.E. Found it: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6235862349329407973&q=comedy+central+adam+ferrara+video&total=6&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

[Mizz]