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1. Smurf sex
When you first meet and shag till you are blue in the face.

2. Kitchen sex
When you have been together only a short while, you will shag anywhere in the house.

3. Bedroom sex
Sex is routine and you will only shag in bed on a very occasional night.

4 Hallway sex
You pass in the hall and both shout ' F**k you!'

5. Courtroom sex
Wife takes you to court and screws you in front of 20 strangers.

BUBBLES X

[denizaksulu]

1. Smurf sex
When you first meet and shag till you are blue in the face.

2. Kitchen sex
When you have been together only a short while, you will shag anywhere in the house.

3. Bedroom sex
Sex is routine and you will only shag in bed on a very occasional night.

4 Hallway sex
You pass in the hall and both shout ' F**k you!'

5. Courtroom sex
Wife takes you to court and screws you in front of 20 strangers.

BUBBLES X

No open spaces or marine? What a waste of your life

[LENA]

Hallway made me laugh!! But the courtroom was the best!!

[denizaksulu]

Hallway made me laugh!! But the courtroom was the best!!

......and the Hallway.

DA

[IcyNoAngel]

- Hey grandpa do you still have sex with grandma?
- Ya, but only oral
- Grandpa, what is oral sex?
- I say to her 'F**k you" and she says: "F**k you too"

P.S. that's the long version of Hallway sex... or not.

[denizaksulu]

- Hey grandpa do you still have sex with grandma?
- Ya, but only oral
- Grandpa, what is oral sex?
- I say to her 'F**k you" and she says: "F**k you too"

P.S. that's the long version of Hallway sex... or not.

For a mo I thought you were talking to me!
DA

[LENA]

- Hey grandpa do you still have sex with grandma?
- Ya, but only oral
- Grandpa, what is oral sex?
- I say to her 'F**k you" and she says: "F**k you too"

P.S. that's the long version of Hallway sex... or not.

For a mo I thought you were talking to me!
DA

[IcyNoAngel]

- Hey grandpa do you still have sex with grandma?
- Ya, but only oral
- Grandpa, what is oral sex?
- I say to her 'F**k you" and she says: "F**k you too"

P.S. that's the long version of Hallway sex... or not.

For a mo I thought you were talking to me!
DA

Are you grandpa?
I'm tired.. I didn't get it...

[webbo]

- Hey grandpa do you still have sex with grandma?
- Ya, but only oral
- Grandpa, what is oral sex?
- I say to her 'F**k you" and she says: "F**k you too"

P.S. that's the long version of Hallway sex... or not.

like it. Made me laugh on yet another hot and humid day

BUBBLES X