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In a coma

Postby webbo » Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:02 pm

There's a woman in a hospital in a coma. Her nurse notices after a few
days that every time she sponge bathes the woman around the crotch,
her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase
significantly. The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just
provide the stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma.

She calls the woman's husband, tells him her idea about oral sex, and
he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into
the room, closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door.

Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room screaming
that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted to zero and she
needs a doctor immediately. The nurse, upset that her idea had not
only not worked, but seemed to be threatening the life of the woman
she had sought to save, asked the man what had happened.

"I'm not sure, I think she choked."
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Postby Bill » Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:19 pm

Brilliant !!

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Postby IcyNoAngel » Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:51 am

Nice :lol: :lol: :lol:
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