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TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park: (I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

[Hazza]

Exellent stuff!

[Eliko]

On a butcher's shop window in the Old Kent Road, hand written in whitewash by the Cypriot owner:-


"FRESH MEAT !! I KILL MYSELF EVERY DAY!!"

[Smiler Brian]

A sign on The Embankment in London read "Golders Green - 3 miles"

Underneath someone wrote "To you my boy 2 and a half"

[zan]

Took this in Mousehole Cornwall a year ago.

[dms007]

On a dry cleaner's window

WE WILL DYE FOR YOU.

[Eliko]

Shoe shop in West London named :- R. Soles.

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A sign on The Embankment in London read "Golders Green - 3 miles"

Underneath someone wrote "To you my boy 2 and a half"

Can't you just hear Fagin? Good one!

BUBBLES X

[LENA]

Thanks guys

[Hazza]

Zan, that one you posted there made me laugh out loudly.